Saturday, June 28, 2014

A Troll and Animals, Oh My!!!

Hey there!

How is everyone? Fantastic, I hope, or at least moderately content. As previously mentioned, I have another Silly Saturday installment. As a side note, if you haven't checked out your free copy of Resurgence, then get it before it's no longer free! So, as mentioned, I introduce to you: Three Animals and a Troll.

3 Animals and a Troll

What would you do

If your cat in the hat was really a rat?

Or the rat in the hat was really a mole?

And the mole in the hole was really a troll?

A troll who said you owed a toll!

A toll for which you shouldn’t owe

But then the mole paid your toll to the troll

And then the rat moved into the hole

Which belonged to the mole

But you didn’t mind because he kicked out the troll

Who took your toll

And gave it back to the cat in your hat

Who took the toll and put it in a small compartment for you and him.
                        ~~~All is well that ends well.~~~

Saturday, June 21, 2014

You see, it's a tiny bearded chimpanzee.....


Sometimes our days can become something we never imagined. Sometimes we can't quite figure out why something is going in a particular way. When nothing else makes sense, may a chuckle help you figure it all out with a smile. Silly Saturday Presents:

What are you looking at?

Maybe if I understood

Why everyone was being rude

Then maybe I could figure out

What everyone was talking about

Was it me, or her, or him?

Why was he staring at me with a grin?

Hey! I see it! It’s now on me!

A tiny orange bearded chimpanzee!


Saturday, June 14, 2014

Yes! Saturday, June 14th!

Everyone handle the 13th? No problems, I hope.


Well, here is another chance for yet another silly rhyme. Have you ever complained in the rain?

This Silly Saturday Presentation:

Standing in the rain

There was a man in the rain

Who asked me if I complained?

I looked at him and said, “Why, Yes!”

“I hate the color of my dress!”

And then he looked at me and said

“Well, I hate my neighbor’s dog named Fred!”

And then I looked at him and said….

“Fred, the dog of Uncle Ted?”

And he said, “Yes! Why how did you guess?”

And I said, “He’s who bought this dress.”


Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Title Change!

Readers, Writers, and Dreamers!


Well, I feel it is in my best interest to inform you about the title changes. What, you ask? Title changed from whuh to what? Hee-hee.

I did some recent overhauling on the books in my series, and I decided to change the titles. The books are relatively new to the market, so I was unsure if it was a good or a bad idea to change the titles. In my heart of hearts, I am happy with my decision. Since the books have been edited and some content rearranged, I felt it would make sense to better align the books under a similar theme. (I'm such a newbie author doing newbie things.) Needless to say, I'm learning as I go! So, awesome people, I introduce to you.....

The Hunters and the Queen Series:

Book I: Resurgence
Book II: Transcendence
Book III: Emergence (Coming Soon)

Saturday, June 7, 2014

¿Donde esta mi sombrero?


As I mentioned last week, I will post a silly poem every Saturday. I hope you crack a smile.

Where’s my hat?

Somebody went and took my hat!

And I must say

I want it back!!

Somebody went and took my hat!

I left it here above the mat!

Listen to me when I say

That I don’t feel like playing today!

All I want is my hat!

That I left above the mat!

Please don’t make me scream and yell!

It will only force me to run and tell!

If I don’t receive my hat…..!


It’s underneath the cat?


I guess I didn’t realize that.