Payday!!!!

What's good out there, folks?

Everyone enjoy the Friday? Did you participate in any 4th of July activities? Have fun? Swim in the sun? Read a good book? Laugh? Good. Now, perhaps you will enjoy another installment of Silly Saturday. I present to you: Payday

Payday

I just received a brand new dollar

But I was told that I couldn’t holler

Then my mom gave me a dime

And told me not to waste my time

Later someone gave me a shiny new quarter

But told me I could not stand and loiter

Next they said I'd receive a huge surprise

But first I must go run and hide

Does this seem strange?

Or could it be?

That people are paying to get rid of me?

:0)

A Troll and Animals, Oh My!!!

Hey there!

How is everyone? Fantastic, I hope, or at least moderately content. As previously mentioned, I have another Silly Saturday installment. As a side note, if you haven't checked out your free copy of Resurgence, then get it before it's no longer free! So, as mentioned, I introduce to you: Three Animals and a Troll.

3 Animals and a Troll

What would you do

If your cat in the hat was really a rat?

Or the rat in the hat was really a mole?

And the mole in the hole was really a troll?

A troll who said you owed a toll!

A toll for which you shouldn’t owe

But then the mole paid your toll to the troll

And then the rat moved into the hole

Which belonged to the mole

But you didn’t mind because he kicked out the troll

Who took your toll

And gave it back to the cat in your hat

Who took the toll and put it in a small compartment for you and him.

 

                        ~~~All is well that ends well.~~~

 

Cheers!

:)

You see, it's a tiny bearded chimpanzee.....

Hello!

Sometimes our days can become something we never imagined. Sometimes we can't quite figure out why something is going in a particular way. When nothing else makes sense, may a chuckle help you figure it all out with a smile. Silly Saturday Presents:

What are you looking at?

Maybe if I understood

Why everyone was being rude

Then maybe I could figure out

What everyone was talking about

Was it me, or her, or him?

Why was he staring at me with a grin?

Hey! I see it! It’s now on me!

A tiny orange bearded chimpanzee!

 

Yes! Saturday, June 14th!

Everyone handle the 13th? No problems, I hope.

He-he

Well, here is another chance for yet another silly rhyme. Have you ever complained in the rain?

This Silly Saturday Presentation:

Standing in the rain

 

There was a man in the rain

Who asked me if I complained?

I looked at him and said, “Why, Yes!”

“I hate the color of my dress!”

And then he looked at me and said

“Well, I hate my neighbor’s dog named Fred!”

And then I looked at him and said….

“Fred, the dog of Uncle Ted?”

And he said, “Yes! Why how did you guess?”

And I said, “He’s who bought this dress.”

;)

 

¿Donde esta mi sombrero?

Hi!

As I mentioned last week, I will post a silly poem every Saturday. I hope you crack a smile.

Where’s my hat?

Somebody went and took my hat!

And I must say

I want it back!!

Somebody went and took my hat!

I left it here above the mat!

Listen to me when I say

That I don’t feel like playing today!

All I want is my hat!

That I left above the mat!

Please don’t make me scream and yell!

It will only force me to run and tell!

If I don’t receive my hat…..!

What…?

It’s underneath the cat?

Ohhhhh………

I guess I didn’t realize that.

:0)

 

 

Silly Saturday!

It's Silly Saturday!!

What type of Silly Saturday, you ask?

A type of silly Saturday where I will post a silly children's poem about anything my imagination provides. Some poems may be short, long, medium; whatever, this is a way to slosh around the creative juice in my mind. Maybe one will make you smile? That would be pretty cool. So, I introduce to you:

Knees

You’re laughing

You’re laughing at me?

You’re laughing because my knees have to sneeze?

They have a peculiar way about them

Their noses always begin itching around ten

So, since it’s nine

It’s pretty close

Do you have a tissue?

To wipe my knees nose?

 

:0)

Orange Baboon, You Say?

I would like for you to meet Marquette. He appeared in my room one day.....
What room, you ask? The wonderful room of imagination. (For a second you thought I found a baboon, right?) Enjoy the short and silly rhyme.

Orange Baboon

 

One day I walk into my room

And see a big fat orange baboon!

I look around the room once more

Hoping that none were at the door 

Then I look back at him

And he is sitting with a grin!

I wonder what I should say

To this big baboon all day?

Should I ask if he likes to swim?

Or maybe if she is really a him?

Or should I dance and party on?

And ask the baboon if it can sing a song?

I don't know what to do?

Would you sing with an orange baboon?

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