Saturday, June 21, 2014

You see, it's a tiny bearded chimpanzee.....

Hello!

Sometimes our days can become something we never imagined. Sometimes we can't quite figure out why something is going in a particular way. When nothing else makes sense, may a chuckle help you figure it all out with a smile. Silly Saturday Presents:


What are you looking at?




Maybe if I understood

Why everyone was being rude

Then maybe I could figure out

What everyone was talking about

Was it me, or her, or him?

Why was he staring at me with a grin?

Hey! I see it! It’s now on me!

A tiny orange bearded chimpanzee!


 

Saturday, June 14, 2014

Yes! Saturday, June 14th!

Everyone handle the 13th? No problems, I hope.

He-he

Well, here is another chance for yet another silly rhyme. Have you ever complained in the rain?

This Silly Saturday Presentation:


Standing in the rain
 



There was a man in the rain

Who asked me if I complained?

I looked at him and said, “Why, Yes!”

“I hate the color of my dress!”

And then he looked at me and said

“Well, I hate my neighbor’s dog named Fred!”

And then I looked at him and said….

“Fred, the dog of Uncle Ted?”

And he said, “Yes! Why how did you guess?”

And I said, “He’s who bought this dress.”

;)
 

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Title Change!

Readers, Writers, and Dreamers!

Hi!

Well, I feel it is in my best interest to inform you about the title changes. What, you ask? Title changed from whuh to what? Hee-hee.

I did some recent overhauling on the books in my series, and I decided to change the titles. The books are relatively new to the market, so I was unsure if it was a good or a bad idea to change the titles. In my heart of hearts, I am happy with my decision. Since the books have been edited and some content rearranged, I felt it would make sense to better align the books under a similar theme. (I'm such a newbie author doing newbie things.) Needless to say, I'm learning as I go! So, awesome people, I introduce to you.....

The Hunters and the Queen Series:

Book I: Resurgence
Book II: Transcendence
Book III: Emergence (Coming Soon)



Saturday, June 7, 2014

¿Donde esta mi sombrero?

Hi!

As I mentioned last week, I will post a silly poem every Saturday. I hope you crack a smile.




Where’s my hat?

Somebody went and took my hat!

And I must say

I want it back!!

Somebody went and took my hat!

I left it here above the mat!

Listen to me when I say

That I don’t feel like playing today!

All I want is my hat!

That I left above the mat!

Please don’t make me scream and yell!

It will only force me to run and tell!

If I don’t receive my hat…..!

What…?

It’s underneath the cat?

Ohhhhh………

I guess I didn’t realize that.


:0)
 
 

Saturday, May 31, 2014

Silly Saturday!



It's Silly Saturday!!

What type of Silly Saturday, you ask?

A type of silly Saturday where I will post a silly children's poem about anything my imagination provides. Some poems may be short, long, medium; whatever, this is a way to slosh around the creative juice in my mind. Maybe one will make you smile? That would be pretty cool. So, I introduce to you:

Knees

You’re laughing

You’re laughing at me?

You’re laughing because my knees have to sneeze?

They have a peculiar way about them

Their noses always begin itching around ten

So, since it’s nine

It’s pretty close

Do you have a tissue?

To wipe my knees nose?
 
:0)



Thursday, May 22, 2014

Book Reviewers? Hello? Is There Anybody Out There??

Hi :0)



Do you like to read new and free books? Do you like to share your impression, feedback, applause, and constructive critique of your reading experience with the author and possibly the reading public? If you do, then I would like to meet your acquaintance. I am seeking book reviewers to provide feedback for either one of my YA books (The Hunters and the Queen and The Gypsy Hunter). I'm not asking you to post your review on any site; however, I would like to hear your opinion. If you choose to accept, I will deliver the e-book to you for free. Once finished reading, then, you can leave your review here at the blog, or you can email it to me at virginiavayna@gmail.com.


The Hunters and the Queen
 
When college student, Jolán Vajnbirg, encounters Prince Colemund William Frederik Van Oranje-Nassau, the two bring the celestial destiny of the sky world to perfection. Jolán was born as a reincarnated spirit, but it took a synchronicity of events to spark her supernatural breakthrough.

Now, the mission must continue. There is a suffocating grip
strangling parts of earth. The sky world needs the sky beings to battle the dark lords of the planet, the Order of hunters. The hunters have upset the planetary balance of the world. Jolán and Colemund are a vital part of history, and they’re powers are essential to fight the Order.
The Gypsy Hunter

The love of Colemund, the prince of Gallia Belgica, ignited the celestial whirlwind that transformed Jolán into a supernatural being. Jolán and Colemund have now made a pact with each other. Their solidarity is sealed within the Aegean Sea; however, a future of chaos awaits on their horizon. They must prepare. They must gain their strength. A battle is developing in the realm.



The hunters want Jolán dead; with the exception of Sadeiq, the gypsy hunter. Sadeiq wants to locate Jolán because she needs her help. Sadeiq wants to stop her own transformation; she is becoming a hunter. She does not want to join the hunter lifestyle, but she already sealed her fate with a contract for her life. A contract she hopes Jolán can break. The hunters are selfish, evil, and monopolistic creatures who crave complete control throughout the realm of the world.





Thank You






















Friday, May 16, 2014

Orange Baboon, You Say?


I would like for you to meet Marquette. He appeared in my room one day.....
What room, you ask? The wonderful room of imagination. (For a second you thought I found a baboon, right?) Enjoy the short and silly rhyme.



Orange Baboon

 
One day I walk into my room
And see a big fat orange baboon!
I look around the room once more
Hoping that none were at the door 
Then I look back at him
And he is sitting with a grin!
I wonder what I should say
To this big baboon all day?
Should I ask if he likes to swim?
Or maybe if she is really a him?
Or should I dance and party on?
And ask the baboon if it can sing a song?
I don't know what to do?
Would you sing with an orange baboon?

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